Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Introduction to SPDK co pte ltd
This blog was set up by Shutchie mummy. She told me not to call her mummy but I cun resist. Haha! So firstly, thankeryou Shutch! =)
Let me introduce the company to you.
SPDK Company's policy: "It's the company that matters most."
Introducing the major shareholders...
1) Shutchie Mummy!
2) Pengy jiejie!
3) Daffy!
And the minor sharehoilder who still holds substantial power... He calls himself chief designer. In fact, that's cos he is the ONLY designer! Haha!
4) Ken(dra), or better known as Papa (Baba) Ken!
These are some of our products...
1) After Moon Lotion.
Use it just like After Sun lotion. For those who are shy and prefer to tan at night. For those who need more yin than yang.
Be careful though, our minority shareholder states that if guys receive too much yin, they will turn more girly. That is why he is now a girly girl Ken(dra)! This is also the reason why he is a strong advocator for After Moon Lotion!
Try it. Money back guaranteed!
2) SPDK Rumour Off Repellant
Just one easy spray against rumour spreaders! Use it accordingly to the person involved. If provoker is a potential harm, use larger doses. Protects you and your family and friends. A must-have if you hang around undesirable beings.
3) SPDK Deh Deodorant
Specially created for those who tak boleh tahan deh-ers. Just apply on deh-er and she will calm down. Be careful of overdose, as that will cause her to lose all energy and become limp. Can be unisex as well, as tested on ken(dra).
Other products are on the way... keep a lookout!
Let me introduce the company to you.
SPDK Company's policy: "It's the company that matters most."
Introducing the major shareholders...
1) Shutchie Mummy!
2) Pengy jiejie!
3) Daffy!
And the minor sharehoilder who still holds substantial power... He calls himself chief designer. In fact, that's cos he is the ONLY designer! Haha!
4) Ken(dra), or better known as Papa (Baba) Ken!
These are some of our products...
1) After Moon Lotion.
Use it just like After Sun lotion. For those who are shy and prefer to tan at night. For those who need more yin than yang.
Be careful though, our minority shareholder states that if guys receive too much yin, they will turn more girly. That is why he is now a girly girl Ken(dra)! This is also the reason why he is a strong advocator for After Moon Lotion!
Try it. Money back guaranteed!
2) SPDK Rumour Off Repellant
Just one easy spray against rumour spreaders! Use it accordingly to the person involved. If provoker is a potential harm, use larger doses. Protects you and your family and friends. A must-have if you hang around undesirable beings.
3) SPDK Deh Deodorant
Specially created for those who tak boleh tahan deh-ers. Just apply on deh-er and she will calm down. Be careful of overdose, as that will cause her to lose all energy and become limp. Can be unisex as well, as tested on ken(dra).
Other products are on the way... keep a lookout!
# posted by Banana Saviour @ 11:25 AM 
